I'm in a grouchy mood today. Probably because it's too hot in the house and I'm too lazy to go upstairs where there's air conditioning because then I'd have to wrangle the dog up there with me and ugh, the thought of trying to get him to do anything right now ( Read more... )

So the BF took me to see Paranormal Activity 2 last night. It was not what I had hoped (nor what he had hoped, either) although I did jump a foot and a half about eight times, which I think he thought was pretty hilarious.

The two line review: I wish my pool cleaner would do that, it's amazing! Never, EVER play with Ouija boards.The best part of ( Read more... )

Wen: Missy is making cookies for her new guy.
James: You can feel free to bring me cookies anytime.
Wen: I bring you stuff all the time! You should bring me fucking cookies!!!

Later that night, I heard her mutter, "Bring me cookies... I'm gonna punch you in the cookies ( Read more... )

The Last Exorcism was not that great. Or at least, the ending was not that great. ( I'll spare you the spoilers if you think you want to see The Last Exorcism. Although trust me when I say you don't. )

Mom: They have AWESOME nachos there.
Missy: Nachos, you say?
Mom: But sadly, you can't have nachos and beer.
Missy: What? Why can't I have beer?!
Mom: Well, I guess you could, but you have to teach tomorrow night, don't you?
Missy: OH RIGHT! Work! Wow. It's disturbing how thoroughly I can forget about that these days. You'd never know there ( Read more... )

Date Night two line review: I laughed so hard at this movie that I almost threw up afterward. Steve Carrell is my kind of husband ( Read more... )

OH! HEY! I totally forgot to tell you guys that I saw Sherlock Holmes and I haven't been so in love with a movie since I saw Star Trek last summer!

Wait, that wasn't that long ago.

Well, the movie that had me most excited prior to that was... uh... I don't know. Anyway, if you haven't seen it, you should see it. It's how I remember more ( Read more... )

The Drag Me to Hell two line review: Holy fuck this movie is fucking crazy in that very classic Raimi style. Don't screw around with gypsies, EVER ( Read more... )

( Things a Psychic Told Me Today )

Okay, two things:

1. Tell me what all the Microsoft security updates are for. Do I really need all these stupid things? I don't want you to tell me how dumb I am for having a PC. I don't want you to tell me how awful it is that I don't want a Mac. Just tell me what the updates are for and why I need them, if I do at all.

2. Paranormal ( Read more... )